I...uh...um...wow.
The Diner at 3 a.m. on a Sunday night:
Two girls are sitting next to each other. One gets up to go to the bathroom. A drunk woman barges in, and sits down in the empty seat.
Girl: "Excuse me, my friend was sitting there."
Drunk Woman: "I don't give a fuck, she ain't got as much money as me!"
Girl: "Uhhh... that doesn't matter, you're sitting in my friend's seat."
Drunk Woman: "I gotta $80k car outside, I can sit wherever the fuck I want!"
Two girls are sitting next to each other. One gets up to go to the bathroom. A drunk woman barges in, and sits down in the empty seat.
Girl: "Excuse me, my friend was sitting there."
Drunk Woman: "I don't give a fuck, she ain't got as much money as me!"
Girl: "Uhhh... that doesn't matter, you're sitting in my friend's seat."
Drunk Woman: "I gotta $80k car outside, I can sit wherever the fuck I want!"
posted by ruehllin at 11:05 AM
2 Comments:
That rocks!!!! I can't wait to get my own $80K car so I can act like this too!!!
Was said drunk woman perhaps single?? I'm STILL in the market for a sugar momma...
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