Get free clothes!

Do you have old clothes? Do you have a bunch of friends who covet your clothes? Want to get rid of stuff? I have a solution. Get all of your pals together (same sex works best, although most of the men I know probably wouldn't want to do this), bring your old clothes that you don't wear, and trade! (Adding alcohol usually helps.) You get some new duds and anything left at the end of the night gets donated to charity. Everyone wins. Tonight I got 3 pairs of pants, 2 dresses, and a rug. (Furnishings are optional, but last time someone took home an ice cube tray.)

That's about all. Pass it on to the girls you know.

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