God. Hates. This. Show.

"No Lindsey. Just you." -Issy

I have never worked on a show that has had more weird shit happen than this one. It's almost like God has a little wheel that He spins with various items such as "Actor Vomits Onstage" or "Awful Actor Will Drop Lines During Dangerous Scene" or "Lead Actor That Flies Will Go Out" or "Set Won't Move" or "Fly Operator Will Cross Lines While Trying To Hook In Aforementioned Lead Actor" or "Prop Runner Will Have Allergic Reaction While Onstage" or "Both The Top and Bottom Of An Understudy Chain Will Go Out Thus Leaving Actor Who Has Never Learned the Lines To Say A Big Monologue That Was Actually His To Begin With."

And then Vaclav Havel was there. Yes. THE Vaclav Havel. Former President of the Czech Republic. Any of these things happening by themself would not be so weird (except maybe the vomiting onstage and the former president things, those are weird by themselves.)

Why do I work where weird things happen? Am I a weird thing magnet? (No comment about the people I've dated...that's mean!!!)