Whoever said "the city smells...."

Last night, the Metro smelled like peanut butter.

As I told my coworker, Jeff, yesterday...

My workday would feel so much faster if the bathroom were further away from my desk.

Marilyn??

Now, I have a soul and I feel...feelings, but Anna Nicole was no Marilyn.

Just like seasons and underwear...

Contracts can change too!

If your company is so large, why can't you understand this?!