Although I didn't see it...

This is my favorite story of Seth:

While dressed as Jesus, Seth walked through campus where he encountered "Brother Jed." He stood, listened to the "God Loves You" rhetoric for a while and walked up to the evangelist and said "My Dad is so pissed at you."

I wasn't there to see it, but it just makes me say "That's Seth."

That, and the "Seth, what the fuck are you doing?!?!" story. That's a good one, too.

To Seth

May you find peace.

I will miss you, my Stephano.

Oranges

I am so tired of thinking about oranges. Can I eat the orange yet? It's an orange a year in the making. Let me eat the fucking orange already!!!

Roaches, flying bottles and a swimming pool in every living room

1. I have roaches in my apartment. Mostly, they come in to die now since I've sprayed so much Raid on the floor.

2. Driving home last night, at midnight, 5 12 year-old boys were standing at an intersection. All of the sudden, a broken bottle flew through the air and hit my car. Right next to my fully open driver's side window. As I pulled away, two more bottles hit the back of the car.

3. I wake up this morning, go into the kitchen to prepare breakfast (Honey Nut Cheerios and OJ) and prepare to sit on the couch to watch t.v. and veg out before the matinee. I hear a noise. I think it's the fan. I hear it again, and quite constant. I look over at my other couch (the one that doesn't belong to me, but belongs to the theatre) and see that it's soaking wet. Completely soaking wet. I figure out that the noise I'm hearing is dripping water. I look up. I see that the ceiling looks like it's about to fall in. The couch is probably ruined. The carpet is definitely ruined. I only have to live there for 6 more days.

Little known fact:

You need power to make electrical equipment work! Yes, it's true! And when there's a grid failure near where you putting on a little show? The little show gets cancelled. 25 minutes into Act II! Le sigh...at least I'm free of that which makes me Zen! zen, zen, zen, zen, zen, zen. Which I pass off to those who need it more than I do right now!! To the conga line!!