I...uh...um...wow.

The Diner at 3 a.m. on a Sunday night:

Two girls are sitting next to each other. One gets up to go to the bathroom. A drunk woman barges in, and sits down in the empty seat.

Girl: "Excuse me, my friend was sitting there."
Drunk Woman: "I don't give a fuck, she ain't got as much money as me!"
Girl: "Uhhh... that doesn't matter, you're sitting in my friend's seat."
Drunk Woman: "I gotta $80k car outside, I can sit wherever the fuck I want!"

What next, Burger King?!

Burger King

What next, Maryland?!

I don't know if this makes me want to go to Montgomery County or stay away from Montgomery County.

The new-found healthy person in me thinks this is a good idea.

But the kid in me loves that chocolately flavor!