So here's the deal

I want to be friends with Judd Apatow. And Seth Rogen.


Anyone know how to make that happen?

Well, that's one way to keep the young girls in line...

While driving to work today, I saw a tour group crossing Independence from the Capitol Building. I didn't think anything of it, I mean, tour groups block traffic every morning! Until I saw that the adult in the front of the group wasn't carrying an umbrella over his head like most tour leaders. No. This man was holding a Bill Clinton bobblehead doll.

There are no words...

Yes, please!

I was excited before, but now?

I've been looking in the wrong place all along!!

Apparently, God is in prison! Who knew!

Thanks, Paris!!

Help?

Alright, Ladies and Jellyspoons,
I need some more websites to visit during the day.

Any ideas?
Love,
Lindsey

Dear Lady at the Foggy Bottom Metro Stop,

Guess what?! I saw that! That's right! I saw you scratch your crotch! And you know what else? I'm probably not the only one, seeing as there were about 100 of us standing within 50 yards of you. I know you're thinking that your 5 year-old son blocked you from view, but, alas, this is not the case. You see, when many people are brought together (read: stuck on the platform) waiting for something (read: the train) our eyes tend to wander. Was I lucky enough to have eyes that drifted to the cute guy waiting for the Virginia-bound train? Nope! Not me. I had the distinct pleasure of seeing you digging around "down there." Lucky me! I win the prize of the day!

Now if only I could find a way to bottle my success and sell it to the simple tourists from Idaho...

Sincerely,
Lindsey